###So…we spent several hours on an operating table where a surgeon painstakingly, carefully and meticulously cut up our unwanted genitals and did nifty genital origami
What? You hate dilating? It’s a total waste of time? Five times a day ? or Two W(hole) Hours every day? I know right?
I used to think Dilating was a total waste of time and now …well I still haven’t changed my mind.
There are so so so so many things I’d rather be doing than fricking dilate. Stuff like
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Actually getting some sleep. Yeah I’m a sleep deprived parent. I sleep only 4-5 hours daily on weekdays and it burns me out. Sorry this blog hasn’t been regularly updated often enough. Sometimes when I dilate late at night (1.30 am?), I fall asleep and miss out on changing my dilator size (always swap out to the larger ones before nodding off!), I wake up, if I am lucky the dilator is still inside me, if I’m not, there’s gunk everywhere, I missed out the dilation time, etc. which sucks.
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Play. With my spouse or my kids. Time is really so short.
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Have a good workout. Heh. yeah. My waistline is a testament of that. Cuz I’m lying on my back instead of having fun outside…
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Socialize in meatspace. Well it’s not so common for people to group-dilate so I guess that’s the tradeoff to having to dilate. It’s a solo thing.
##So why dilate?
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It keeps our system running the way our surgeons designed it.
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It prevents stenosis or tightening up and shortening of the vaginal canal which we paid good money for and suffered pain and bleeding for. After all, who, having bought a Ferrari, would not maintain it in operating condition?
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We can take this time as quiet time or a time of meditation, self-reflection and just rest and relax. It’s pretty good for the soul, really.
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We get to know our anatomy a bit better each time
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It is a good check that everything is working as it should
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In case of a desire to receive penetrative vaginal sex in the future, constant dilating, even on the smallest dilator, helps to keep things pain-free and enjoyable.
####So Now We Must Dilate, and Dilate We Must